joshuaflowers:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

I fucking hate this website

just-relatable:

good vibes here!
"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cause they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."
lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

kissmeok:

love/couples♡

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

just-relatable:

good vibes here!
petah-l:

klubist:

cigerettes:

r-e-ality:


BROOKLYN TEEN GANG, THE JOKERS, 1959

I don’t know why i love this so much

favourite photo on tumblr tho

q’d

indie//boho
so-personal:

everything personal♡